★ ★ ★ T E R R I T O R Y M A R S H A L ★ ★ ★
WANTED
✦ DEAD OR ALIVE ✦
REWARD FOR CAPTURE
$ 10,000
"RIOT" THE MOISTURE BANDIT
Wanted for: DDoS conspiracy, contempt of firewall, drippin', server intrusion
SEEN AROUND: PORT 22
BY ORDER OF THE SHERIFF